This semester was challenging to say the least. Now that it is all over, I can reflect back on all my hard work. By that, I mean my proficiency in procrastination.
1. *The night before*
I am going to wake up at 8 a.m., go to the library, and study all day.
2. *The morning of*
Thirty more minutes, and I'll get up.
3. Starting the day
If I get up 10 a.m., it won't make a big difference. It's still early.
4. Checking off the to-do list
Well, let me check all my social media so I won't look at it when I do homework.
5. *Responds to a discussion board*
Alright, time for a thirty-minute break.
6. It's lunchtime!
I mean, it's vital to live.
7. Multi-tasking
I might as well watch Netflix while I eat.
8. *Three hours later*
Okay, I really need to concentrate.
9. A quick existential crisis
My entire life has actually been nonstop school.
10. Coffee is a necessity
Okay, a quick Starbucks run won't hurt.
11. "I am confusion"
Did we even learn this?12. Serious questions
I wonder how much my grade will change if I don't do this one assignment.
13. Taking initiative
I think I'll ask about extra credit.
14. Food feeds the brain
I am so hungry.
15. Studying is draining
I don't have the energy to cook.
16. Priorities
You know what, it's not due until tomorrow. I'll be fine.
