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This Week's Horoscope Based On Your Most Frequented UIUC Campus Bar

The stars are in line (just like you are to get into KAMS).

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This Week's Horoscope Based On Your Most Frequented UIUC Campus Bar

Here is everything you need to know for the upcoming week fellow bar-goer. Where is your safe space? KAMS? Joes? Lion? Find your favorite and take a look into your future.

1. Joe's

Keep your eye on the prize, Joe's lover. There has been much excitement in your life recently and things are going to get even better for you this week. On Monday, your luck will soar; make sure to put your most sought out plans to action. Your social life will increase on Thursday with the emergence of new opportunities. Your love life will find a genuine spark on Friday with an unsuspected partner. Trust your feelings. Take time to rest this weekend to give yourself a fresh outlook on new ideas. Don't be an average JOE, take risks this week, the reward will be great.

2. KAMS

This is your week, frequent KAMS goer! Opportunities you seek on Monday will build your experiences and help you to achieve your career goals. Be on the lookout later this week for someone who shares many similarities with you. New friends are on the horizon and maybe even a new romantic relationship. It is too soon to let your guard down so play it safe when it comes to love. Friday will bring great clarity in your life to issues that have been troubling you. Just keep pushing through this week saying "I think I KAM, I think I KAM!"

3. The Red Lion

Trust your instincts this week. There will be many questionable situations that you will not have immediate answers to. On Wednesday, look forward to re-kindling a lost connection. Again, trust your instincts and try to see the best in this person because they will make a large impact in your life down the road. Saturday morning will be the time to be productive and start pursuing goals that you may have set aside. Anything you start on this day will go very smoothly. Be bold, like a LION.

4. Brothers

Oh BROTHER , this week is going to be a little tough for you. Karma is going to hit you hard earlier in the week. Nevertheless, take this as a sign to make amends with the people you have broken ties with over the years. You won't be able to heal until you face things head on. Thursday will be your day to take a break and relax. There will be a positive surprise in store for you on Friday, so take time to pamper yourself and be social.

5. Clybourne

You were clyBOURNE to take this week by the horns. Monday is the perfect day to stand up for your beliefs. Not to worry, you will have a solid group of friends to support you. Thursday will be the time to work on your love life. Don't be afraid to tell your crush that you are interested. The universe in on your side! A professional opportunity will become available during the weekend so take full advantage of this opportunity. Take some time to yourself on Sunday to recharge and have meaningful life talks with those closest to you.

6. Legends

This week is going to be LEGENDary. However, first you are going to have to make a tough decision that will change your life. After this, your week will be fun and care free. Friday will be the prime time to let loose and talk to new people. There will be one person you meet this week that will be very important in your future, even if you do not recognize it at that moment. Play your weekend by ear, and go with the flow. Do not dwell on past mistakes. Sunday, you will have an emotional breakthrough that will send you into the next week with pure happiness.

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