This One's For The Ladies | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

This One's For The Ladies

A brief introduction to the method

Bud Debordes-Jackson
Jan 25, 2017
Illinois Wesleyan University
20
This One's For The Ladies
Debordes-Jackson

This one's for the lades is not some kind of trickery or shortcut. It's a lifestyle. In this framework, every action that you perform is an action for the ladies. This article will provide a brief introduction to the method, and provide examples of some of the many actions that are suitable for the ladies.

Wake up for the ladies

Today is for the ladies. Make it count.

Dress nice for the ladies

When it's for the ladies you must adhere to a strict dress code. Christmas ties are encouraged.

Visit the bathroom for the ladies

Hygiene is key.

And you can create some high level suspense.

Juggle for the ladies

Show off your unique skill set. You don't necessarily have to juggle oranges. Apples and pears are also permissible.

Become a botanist for the ladies

Anyone can buy flowers. Go the extra mile by showing the ladies your favorite indoor plant at your local library.

Do the Petrushka for the ladies

Who could resist that windmill?

Eat 24 bananas for the ladies

Then she'll know you aced all of your finals.

Conduct a local ensemble for the ladies

Nothing says "this one's for the ladies" quite like a prestige conducting technique.

Keep a detailed food diary for the ladies

Then she'll know what else you've been eating. A well balanced diet is essential.


Engage in 3 independent studies for the ladies

Textbooks and whiteboards make you look sophisticated. Be sure to mention how much time you have to spend on these independent studies whenever possible.


Give a bass recital for the ladies

Sometimes you gotta get back to the basics.


Go to bed for the ladies

Tomorrow's another day.

What are some of your favorite actions to perform for the ladies? Comment below or send your responses to buddebordesjackson@gmail.com for a chance to be featured on the next episode of The Bud Debordes-Jackson Show!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

A Few Thoughts Every College Freshman Has

The transition into adulthood is never easy

Dubuque, IA
14313
Mays Island
Courtney Jones

Today I started my third week of college at Minnesota State Moorhead. I have survived welcome week, finding my classes on the first day, and being an awkward loner in the dining hall. Even though I have yet to be here for a month, I have already experienced many thoughts and problems that only a new college student can relate to.

Keep Reading...Show less
freshman
Student Life

8 Easy Ways to Get Involved in College

It's easier than you think.

Kansas State University
11386
college

"Make sure to get involved when you're in college!"

We've all heard some variation of this phrase, whether it came from parents, other family members, friends, RAs, or college-related articles. And, like many clichés, it's true for the most part. Getting involved during your college years can help you make friends, build your resume, and feel connected to your campus. However, these commitments can get stressful if you're dealing with personal issues, need to work, or aren't sure how to balance classes and everything else going on during the semester.

Keep Reading...Show less
college
Relationships

9 Reasons Why Friends Are Essential In College

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

Widener University
6225
Bridgaline Liberati and friends
Bridgaline Liberati

In college, one of the essential things to have is friends. Yes, textbooks, a laptop, and other school supplies are important but friends are essential. Friends are that support system everybody needs. The more friends you have the better the support system you have. But you also have someone to share experiences with. And don’t settle for just one or two friends because 8 out of 10 times they are busy and you are studying all alone. Or they have other friend groups that do not include you. Don’t settle for just one or two friends; make as many friends as you can. After the first couple of weeks of college, most friend groups are set and you may be without friends.

Keep Reading...Show less
friends
Lifestyle

The Power of Dressing Up

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

College of Staten Island
4596
sneakers and heels
Sister | Brother Style - Word Press

For a moment your world is spinning. The phone alarm has just scared you awake and you’re flooded by daunting thoughts of the day ahead. You have three assignments due and little time to work on them because of your job. You’re running late because you’ve hit snooze one to many times after yesterday’s long hours. You dizzily reach for a hoodie, craving its comfort, and rush for a speedy exit, praying you will have time to pick up coffee. Does this sound familiar?

Keep Reading...Show less
dress up
Entertainment

11 Signs You Live At The Library As Told by 'Parks And Recreation'

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

College of Charleston
4038
brown wooden book shelves with books
Photo by Mariia Zakatiura on Unsplash

Finals week is upon us. It is a magical time of year during which college students everywhere flock to the library in attempt to learn a semester's worth of knowledge in only a week. For some students, it's their first time in the library all semester, maybe ever. Others have slaved away many nights under the fluorescent lights, and are slightly annoyed to find their study space being invaded by amateurs. While these newbies wander aimlessly around the first floor, hopelessly trying to find a table, the OGs of the library are already on the third floor long tables deep into their studies. Here is a few signs that you may live in the library, whether you'd like to admit it or not.

Keep Reading...Show less
library

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments