Welcome to the Third Floor of Ablah Library. Here you will find a bunch of books most people will never touch, an abundance of study rooms, and plenty of tables to work on your homework. It is also the quiet zone. YOU DO NOT TALK HERE! This is not the place to come with your friends and chat. It is not the place to talk on the phone with your mom. It's definitely not the place for you to be watching youtube and Netflix without headphones. This is the quiet zone. If you absolutely must talk, get a study room. They're free. Seriously, just call and make a reservation. Telephone anxiety? There's an online application! Not computer savvy? Come in person and talk to someone at the desk. It's really easy! I have rented rooms for skype and telephone interviews. I've had classes in them. And the third floor is just a great place to hide from the world for a little while.

I mention this wonderful, wonderful place because ALL Y'ALL ARE TALKING ON THE THIRD FLOOR!!! Y'ALL NEED TO STOP! Seriously. You walk up the stairs and there's a SIGN that says "QUIET ZONE!" Y'all are in college! You should know how to read and also how to just sit down and shut up. There are people working, crying over homework, and sleeping off the stress. Just chill when you come to the third floor. Leave all the other shit for downstairs. Please. Let me and my comrades do our final papers and cry over them. Or join us in our silent sobbing and working. But pick one. Don't try to bring the downstairs drama to the third floor. We appreciate it. Thank you.