It's almost fall (the best season by far, don't get me wrong) again and you know what that means: Pumpkin Spice Latte season. It's everywhere — in candles, loaves of bread, I even saw pumpkin spice Frosted Flakes the other day. But the most important PSL flavored thing around is the coffee (obviously.)
People go absolutely nuts when this Starbucks drink gets reintroduced every year. Starbucks even released it early this year so people were going even more nuts.
Honestly, I don't get the hype. I've tasted the latte and it's alright, but I've had better coffee. In my ~very~ unpopular opinion Pumpkin Spice Lattes aren't good and the world would continue to turn without them, but since they do exist, here are 25 things I'd rather do than drink one.
2. Listen to Justin Beiber songs a continuous loop
3. Have to survive the summer without air conditioning
4. Only be able to watch daytime soap operas for TV for the rest of my life
6. Run a marathon
7. Clean my entire house with a toothbrush
8. Use that same toothbrush to brush my teeth
9. Laundry for my entire family
10. Wash dishes with slimy, unknown food particles still stuck to them
11. Shave my head
12. Watch only Nicholas Cage movies for the rest of my life
15. Always be stuck behind someone driving five miles an hour below the speed limit
16. Have a pop quiz every time I go to class
17. Have lemon juice poured into my eyes
18. Always feel a popcorn kernel stuck between my teeth
19. Only be able to wear soaking wet socks
20. Have my teeth pulled with no anesthetic
21. Get braces again
22. Always feel like I have to sneeze
23. Always have a rock stuck in my shoe
24. Relive middle school
25. Count blades of grass
Enjoy your Pumpkin Spice everything!
