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50 Things Your Mom Says On A Regular Basis

In between her nonstop phone calls, endless texts, and the multitude of FaceTime requests.

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Whether you are away at college or still living at home your mom blesses you with nuggets of wisdom for the years to come. It is programmed into her to always give advice, show support, and asks thousands of questions about your personal life, and we wouldn't have it any other way. Here is a list of things that we will never get tired of hearing from our moms.

1.“You are a reflection of me.”

2. “Beauty is skin deep, ugly is to the bone.”

3. “Let's go so we can get back.”

4. “Have you called your Grandmother lately?”

5. “Are you stressed? Go for a walk.”

6. “College is your job, it is not a part time job.”

7. “You are a failing at your job.”

8. “Do I know his mama?”

9. “Does he go to church?”

10. “Where does he go to church?

11. “Rise and shine.”

12. “Make good choices.”

13. “Be a blessing.”

14. “Are you going to Walmart?”

15. “Can you sit down in that?”

16. “That needs leggings on with it.”

17. “Where is your bible?”

18. “If you can’t laugh at yourself, do not laugh at others.”

19. “Wow, I do say some good stuff.”

20. “I can still turn a cartwheel… here watch me.”

21. “Where are you?”

22. “Are you studying?”

23. “Are you in for the night?”

24. “Who are you with?”

25. “Are you drinking enough water?”

26. “How much money is left on your TigerCard?”

27. “How much money do you have left on your debit card?”

30. “Put that in your hat and smoke it.”

31. “Are we in agreeance?”

32. “Google that.”

33. “Can you play me back in Words With Friends?”

34. “Did you see that video I tagged you in on Facebook?”

35. “Are you coming home this weekend?”

36.”How close are you to being home?”

37. “Why aren’t you answering me? I am assuming you are studying.”

38. “You know what happens when you assume.”

39. “Turn your read receipts on.”

40. “She is the only sister you have.”

41. “Y’all be careful.”

42. “Let me know when you get there.”

43. “Let me know when you leave.”

44. “Have you taken your medicine today?”

45. “Who are you texting?”

46. “Stop crying before I give you something to cry about.”

47. “You did it, you need to own it.”

48. “Treat others the way you want to be treated.”

49.”Nite. Nite.”

50. “I love you.”

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