1. Being called a snowflake.
As if your tender-hearted, socially fluffy tendencies are something to be offended by. Despite your natural urge to protect your precious masculinity or maintain your strictly bad-ass reputation, you've been called worse than a snowflake. You've been called things far more clever than a snowflake. Boo.
2. "Relax."
Despite the patriarchal hegemony engulfing your social atmosphere, you must persist. The women who continue to forget that their privileges are a result of women who protested think you should relax. They think you're being dramatic. They're sharing Tomi Lahren videos on your timeline.
3. "You'll grow out of it."
Your compassion for humanity and inclination to favor social issues over money are only a phase, obviously.
4. "Give him a chance. He's your president, whether you like it or not."
Donald Trump occupies the white house. His title is President of the United States. Fact. I did not vote for him. I will resist him. Fact.