Everyone has their person. The person that’s seen you at your absolute weirdest. The person who has been there through the good times and the bad. The person that doesn’t question you when you show up unannounced with ice cream in your pajamas.

Here are some things that we’ve all said to our best friends that would be taken completely the wrong way if they were said to anyone else.

I haven’t showered in three days.

No, you’re totally hot.

I know that we just ate, but I’m hungry again.

You’re way too good for him.

Come look at this weird thing on my foot.

Is there something on my pants?

*Walks away slowly *

I borrowed your bra again.

Here, take my money so I won’t spend it.

What do you mean I’m not invited on the family vacation?

Here, take the keys, I’m too bloated to drive.

Come here, you’ve got something on your face.

I can’t stand you today.

I’ve worn these pants four days in a row.

You’re a real bee with an itch today.

Well that depends, how old is he?

You’re not wearing that, are you?

What?

You weren’t eating it!

Can you not, please?

You wanna come over and nap?

Remember that boy you liked in middle school?

Bring food when you come over.

Seriously, you’re gorgeous.

We should adopt a kid together.

Our kids are so going to date.

You’re husband better like me.

My husband better like your husband.

You’re the only one who understands me.

Thanks for not judging me.

I really don’t like you today.

Is that my shirt?

I’ve eaten like a cow all day today.

Please bring chocolates when you come, you know why.

He’s not your type.

Yeah, I’ll order for you.

Do you wanna split it with me?

I’ll calculate how many calories that is.

Why are you clomping like a horse?

I don’t need an invitation, remember?

What food do you have here?

I question your sanity, a lot.

Turn around.

Yeah, that makes your butt look big.

Here, try this shirt of mine on.

Yeah, your toothbrush is still here.

Don’t go there. Trust me.

You look a little trashy in that.

I approve.

Is there something in my teeth?

You were right.

Tell me not to be dumb, please.

These sweatpants are mine now.

I love you, you know that?