Things You Say To Your Best Friend That Would Be Inappropriate To Say To Anyone Else | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

Things You Say To Your Best Friend That Would Be Inappropriate To Say To Anyone Else

Sometimes, only your person can understand you.

696
Things You Say To Your Best Friend That Would Be Inappropriate To Say To Anyone Else
fanpop.com

Everyone has their person. The person that’s seen you at your absolute weirdest. The person who has been there through the good times and the bad. The person that doesn’t question you when you show up unannounced with ice cream in your pajamas.

Here are some things that we’ve all said to our best friends that would be taken completely the wrong way if they were said to anyone else.

I haven’t showered in three days.

No, you’re totally hot.

I know that we just ate, but I’m hungry again.

You’re way too good for him.

Come look at this weird thing on my foot.

Is there something on my pants?

*Walks away slowly *

I borrowed your bra again.

Here, take my money so I won’t spend it.

What do you mean I’m not invited on the family vacation?

Here, take the keys, I’m too bloated to drive.

Come here, you’ve got something on your face.

I can’t stand you today.

I’ve worn these pants four days in a row.

You’re a real bee with an itch today.

Well that depends, how old is he?

You’re not wearing that, are you?

What?

You weren’t eating it!

Can you not, please?

You wanna come over and nap?

Remember that boy you liked in middle school?

Bring food when you come over.

Seriously, you’re gorgeous.

We should adopt a kid together.

Our kids are so going to date.

You’re husband better like me.

My husband better like your husband.

You’re the only one who understands me.

Thanks for not judging me.

I really don’t like you today.

Is that my shirt?

I’ve eaten like a cow all day today.

Please bring chocolates when you come, you know why.

He’s not your type.

Yeah, I’ll order for you.

Do you wanna split it with me?

I’ll calculate how many calories that is.

Why are you clomping like a horse?

I don’t need an invitation, remember?

What food do you have here?

I question your sanity, a lot.

Turn around.

Yeah, that makes your butt look big.

Here, try this shirt of mine on.

Yeah, your toothbrush is still here.

Don’t go there. Trust me.

You look a little trashy in that.

I approve.

Is there something in my teeth?

You were right.

Tell me not to be dumb, please.

These sweatpants are mine now.

I love you, you know that?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Student Life

How To Prepare For The Library: Finals Edition

10 ways to prepare for finals week—beginning with getting to the library.

151
How To Prepare For The Library: Finals Edition
Photo by Clay Banks on Unsplash

It’s that time of year again when college students live at the library all week, cramming for tests that they should have started studying for last month. Preparing to spend all day at the library takes much consideration and planning. Use these tips to help get you through the week while spending an excessive amount of time in a building that no one wants to be in.

Keep Reading...Show less
girl roommates
StableDiffusion

Where do we begin when we start talking about our roommates? You practically spend every moment with them, they become your second family and they deal with you at your best and at your absolute worst. They are there to make you laugh just a little harder, cry a little less and make each day a little better. We often forget to thank them for the little things that they do to make college even a tiny bit easier and more fun. This list of 26 things are what you should thank your roommates for right this minute and every day that you live with them.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

20 Thoughts While Studying For Finals

I may or may not be stressing right now.

1333
Thoughts While Studying For Finals
StableDiffusion


That time of the semester has arrived once again, finals. The worst week ever. Who thought it was a good idea for all your classes to have exams all in the same week? Definitely not me. Here's 20 thoughts you may have studying for finals.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Disney magic for New Year!

The "Happiest Place on Earth" has a lot of characters with some pretty great advice.

6369
Disney magic kingdom castle on new years
StableDiffusion

Disney movies are well known and very popular in today's world. Although many people appreciate the plot and the storyline, not many people appreciate the wisdom these characters possess. Every Disney movie has unique advice that can be applied to everyday life. Here are 11 Disney quotes to help start your New Year off right:

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

40 Gift Ideas for the Indecisive

It's a time of love, family, memory-making, and gift-giving. But also a time of stressing over the perfect gift.

120484
Christmas gifts around a tree
StableDiffusion

It's officially December. There is less than a month of 2024, and I still feel like yesterday was summer. Now comes the merriest time of the year, the Christmas season.

Everyone has been waiting for this time of year since mid-October (which is way too early, in my opinion) or before. It's a time of love, family, memory-making, and gift-giving. A lot of times when I ask friends and family what they want, I get a lot of "I don't know" or "I don't care."

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments