1. You eat...all the time.
There's never really anything to do, so you're constantly eating at different places to pass the time.
2. Telling people you're from Raleigh
You have to tell people you're from Raleigh because "no one's ever heard of Cary," and saying "right next to Raleigh" is too confusing.
3. People from the North are surprised you don't have a southern accent.
"Wait, if you're from North Carolina, don't you have an accent?"
4. You say "I'm bored" about 30 times a day.
Unfortunately, being bored is a constant issue for those of us who live in Cary.
5. Cary will always be home.
No matter how many times you say you're leaving or how much you hate it, Cary will always be home.