It's the most wonderful time of the year...just not for answering a ridiculous amount of questions.
These are 10 things you hear when you come home from break:
1. "How is school?"
Such a loaded question, and there is not really enough words to explain it all.
2. "What have you learned?"
Other than learning that everyone is now suddenly an activist and that despite what your professors may think, you really can finish an assignment in one night, classes have taught me a few things.
3. "What are you majoring in again?"
Being undecided with people constantly asking about your major isn't always the most comfortable situation.
4. "How are those grades looking?"
Your grades are almost always the first topic of discussion.
5. "You need to help clean up this house."
Even though you haven't been home in months, somehow you're still expected to help clean up.
6. "Are you making friends?"
You may only have one, but at least that's better than none!
7. "Are you happy to be home?"
It's always a shock switching back into reality when you get home from school.
8. "We see you aren't missing any meals."
Some people never fail to remind you that the freshman 15 is very real, as if you already didn't know that yourself.
9. "Do you have a boyfriend?"
No grandma, for the 13th time, I don't have a boyfriend.
10. "Wait, are you new here?"
Going back to your old job over the break and all the new employees think you're new, too.