1. “What’s wrong?”
Nothing. It’s just my face.
2. “You look pissed”
Again, it’s just my face.
3. “You should smile more”
You should leave me alone.
4. “What are you so mad about?”
The fact that you keep reminding me that I look mad. . . which makes me even more mad.
5. “I used to be really intimidated by you, but you’re actually nice”
Gee, thanks.