Let’s talk about this loss last week. Regardless of the score this past weekend, I will probably never recover from that game against Louisville. I still am thinking about it to be honest. I am pretty sure I even contemplated throwing away all of my garnet clothing. In that moment as I watched Louisville score yet another touchdown, I thought about a couple of things I would rather do or rather have than watch us lose this badly. Here are some of them.
Transfer to UF
Get Hands Foot Mouth Disease, twice.
Be stuck in the Standard bathroom line for all of eternity.
Pay $20 for cover every time I go out.
Order a pizza and have it never come.
Listen to Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton argue about who has better hair for seven hours straight.
Lay down on Standard’s floor.
Wear no shoes in Coli.
Never turn 21.
Get an open container citation (hello, there are murders happening and you are worried about my open container citation?)
Drink a Captain Morgan water lime.
Pay $100 for an Uber home 2 miles.
Get my phone stolen at Bajas.
Take Orgo 2.
Only drink Skol ever again.
Take Tennessee St at 5 p.m. every single day.
Accidentally wear something see through to happy hour.
Find out I can’t graduate on time on May 1.
Have Christmas never come.
Have all my texts send green.
Have only 8 a.m.s and have them all be mandatory.
Only take cold showers in the winter.
Go to FAMU.
Have our colors be orange and green.
Be kicked in the face by Ricky Aguayo.
Have it be this hot in Tallahassee forever.
Be on the football team myself.
That’s all I’ve got for now. I’m sure there are a million things I would rather do than every lose like that again because that was the worst day of my life. I’m sure you all agree. Can't wait for Clemson...
