The meal plan is great, in fact, it is probably one of the greatest things Kent State offers to its students. You can walk around campus knowing that you will not go hungry. You can walk into any dining hall and have your choice of food, and that alone is just great. But how awesome would it be if you could buy other things with this meal plan? I mean, it's your money you are spending anyway; why can't you spend it the way you want? There are so many great things I can think of that I would love to be able to use my meal plan to buy.
1. Clothes.
2. Shoes.
3. Panties.
4. Parking at the meters.
5. Parking tickets, all 500 of them.
6. Laundry.
7. Food in the Hub from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.
8. Tampons.
9. Gas.
10. Condoms.
11. Alcohol.
12. Phone chargers.
13. New phone screens.
14. Starbucks from the library.
15. A new car.
16. Sorority/Fraternity dues.
17. Meet and greet tickets to Justin Bieber concerts.
18. Books.
19. Extra credit.
20. Better grades.
21. Anything in the bookstore.
22. A boyfriend/girlfriend
23. McDonald's Coke
24. More followers on Instagram
25. A 'summer body.'
26. Concert tickets
27. Warm weather.
28. More sleep.
29. Better Dorm furniture.
30. 24-hour therapy dog sessions.
31. Being able to get into the classes I need.
32. Shampoo and conditioner.
33. Medicine.
34. Wendy's 4 for 4.
35. Pet food.
36. Makeup.
37. A pet black squirrel.
38. An indestructible umbrella.
39. A home-cooked meal.
40. More likes on Instagram.
41. College tuition.
So there it is, people. A list of things that we all honestly wish that we could buy with our meal plan. Now, if only; dream on, young meal plan swipers. Maybe one day.
