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Things You Wish You Could Buy With Your Meal Plan

Swiper, no swiping.

Samantha Giordano

Apr 18, 2016

Kent State University

Things You Wish You Could Buy With Your Meal Plan

Kent State

The meal plan is great, in fact, it is probably one of the greatest things Kent State offers to its students. You can walk around campus knowing that you will not go hungry. You can walk into any dining hall and have your choice of food, and that alone is just great. But how awesome would it be if you could buy other things with this meal plan? I mean, it's your money you are spending anyway; why can't you spend it the way you want? There are so many great things I can think of that I would love to be able to use my meal plan to buy.

1. Clothes.

2. Shoes.

3. Panties.

4. Parking at the meters.

5. Parking tickets, all 500 of them.

6. Laundry.

7. Food in the Hub from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

8. Tampons.

9. Gas.

10. Condoms.

11. Alcohol.

12. Phone chargers.

13. New phone screens.

14. Starbucks from the library.

15. A new car.

16. Sorority/Fraternity dues.

17. Meet and greet tickets to Justin Bieber concerts.

18. Books.

19. Extra credit.

20. Better grades.

21. Anything in the bookstore.

22. A boyfriend/girlfriend

23. McDonald's Coke

24. More followers on Instagram

25. A 'summer body.'

26. Concert tickets

27. Warm weather.

28. More sleep.

29. Better Dorm furniture.

30. 24-hour therapy dog sessions.

31. Being able to get into the classes I need.

32. Shampoo and conditioner.

33. Medicine.

34. Wendy's 4 for 4.

35. Pet food.

36. Makeup.

37. A pet black squirrel.

38. An indestructible umbrella.

39. A home-cooked meal.

40. More likes on Instagram.

41. College tuition.

So there it is, people. A list of things that we all honestly wish that we could buy with our meal plan. Now, if only; dream on, young meal plan swipers. Maybe one day.

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Things You Wish You Could Buy With Your Meal Plan

Swiper, no swiping.

1. Clothes.

2. Shoes.

3. Panties.

4. Parking at the meters.

5. Parking tickets, all 500 of them.

6. Laundry.

7. Food in the Hub from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.

8. Tampons.

9. Gas.

10. Condoms.

11. Alcohol.

12. Phone chargers.

13. New phone screens.

14. Starbucks from the library.

15. A new car.

16. Sorority/Fraternity dues.

17. Meet and greet tickets to Justin Bieber concerts.

18. Books.

19. Extra credit.

20. Better grades.

21. Anything in the bookstore.

22. A boyfriend/girlfriend

23. McDonald's Coke

24. More followers on Instagram

25. A 'summer body.'

26. Concert tickets

27. Warm weather.

28. More sleep.

29. Better Dorm furniture.

30. 24-hour therapy dog sessions.

31. Being able to get into the classes I need.

32. Shampoo and conditioner.

33. Medicine.

34. Wendy's 4 for 4.

35. Pet food.

36. Makeup.

37. A pet black squirrel.

38. An indestructible umbrella.

39. A home-cooked meal.

40. More likes on Instagram.

41. College tuition.

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3. Can I quit school yet? It's only October, and I need a vacation.

4. The struggle is so real.

5. I'm so broke. SOS.

6. Stressed? Eat everything you own in your pantry and stuff your face with all your feelings.

7. "Did we have anything due in class today? Homework? Quiz? Test?" "Not that I know of..."

8. I need food. Where is the closest place to get food? I need it stat.

9. This is the longest day of my life. I need a drink, or two, or three.

10. Sleep? What is sleep? What a foreign concept.

11. When someone suggests going and studying in the library, let alone studying in general.

12. When the cafeteria or student center is packed and you can't find a seat anywhere so you literally have to sit in an abandoned corner.

13. When you see someone you used to hook up with. They see you, and approach you; so you have to pretend like everything is normal.

14. When you get your exam and realize you didn't study as much as you should have.

15. When you crush it on an exam or paper that you totally bullshitted.

16. I need a grande, extra strong coffee to get me through today.

17. When the professor announces you have a project due the following week with no instruction on what it's on and how to do it.

18. Is it Friday yet? Where's the weekend when you need it most?

19. It's freezing in here. I feel like I'm sitting in an igloo. I should have brought a jacket or worn long pants.

20. Did I remember my book? Damn, I forgot the book, and of course I need it for that quiz in class.

21. I would pay a million dollars to not go to class today; or actually never again.

22. I need a hoverboard to ride to class. Maybe then I wouldn't be running 15 minutes late to class every day.

23. Oh she/he's cute! I wonder if they're single. Who are they texting? They're BF/GF? I wonder if they think I'm cute. Could they be a potential new bae?

24. Why is there never any parking? I pay thousands of dollars a year for one parking spot to be open.

25. When it feels like you've been in class for an hour and you look at your phone and it has only been five minutes (I'm crying on the inside).

26. When the professor asks if there are any more questions at the end of class and someone raises their hand.

27. When you get assigned the most incompetent group of people possible for a group project.

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