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8 Things You Know To Be True If Your Parent Is A Lawyer

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8 Things You Know To Be True If Your Parent Is A Lawyer
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Growing up with a lawyer parent can be frustrating at times, but also rewarding. Here are eight ways you know that you grew up with a lawyer present in your house.

1. You have to choose your arguments wisely

Although you try, winning an argument against them is difficult. Even just trying to be taken seriously in an argument is frustrating unless you have an array of evidence and facts supporting your argument. If not, you’ll never stand a chance up against them.

2. You always have somebody to write and edit your papers

Anytime you need an important essay or speech, you know your lawyer parent is there to have your back. You’re guaranteed a beautiful paper anytime you need it.

3. You never sign a piece of paper without reading EVERY SINGLE word

You were always conditioned to read any document all the way first before taking the pen to it. If you need clarification, you’re going to ask for it. It does not matter if it’s a field trip slip or a bike rental agreement, you don’t know exactly what you’re committing yourself to; better read up!

4. You know random law facts and words

You were raised hearing unusual words like plaintiff and deposition. Although you might not study the law, you definitely understand basic lawyer vocabulary and processes. You also know random fun facts about the law like you have only two years to file for medical malpractice in the state of Michigan.

5. Yellow legal pads...everywhere

Walking into your lawyer parent’s room or office means the chance of you finding a yellow legal pad is pretty much guaranteed. They just sort of appear.. everywhere…

6. SO many questions

Perhaps they're gathering information, but if they find out about any plans you have, expect a few phone calls in advance interrogating you on who’s driving, where you’re going exactly, what you are going to be doing, etc… Even if you don’t know the answers yourself, they will find any loopholes in your information and call you out.

7. You get free legal advice

Whether it be for a friend or yourself, you always have somebody you can turn to when you need it. They can fight your speeding tickets, help you out of a bad situation, or even just satisfy your curiosity.

8. You gleam with confidence

Growing up with a lawyer in the house was difficult at times, but it gave you the confidence to fight for what you believe in. You’re open to the world of argument from a young age and you know that if something is not right for you, you’re going to be the one to take charge and fight it.

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