Unless you live under a rock you have probably heard about creepy clown sightings. It seems pretty terrifying, especially when you hear about these clowns harassing people. The thing is, you are probably only hearing about these things, not even seeing them. Thanks to social media we get to see videos and pictures of these creeps, but are there actually any near us? Are people just freaking out and saying they saw a clown? If you are like me, I am not worrying about creepy clowns until I see one, and then I'll beat the crap out of it. There are other things in this world you need to worry about.

1. Midterms and projects

It's that time of the semester when your professor wants you to be miserable. Here's a huge group final project to work on and a midterm to study for. C's get degrees, fam.

2. This election

There's no sane good choice. But I would probably be terrified to see someone dressed as Trump or Hillary chasing after me. Be worried about that BS.

3. What to be for Halloween

Not a clown.

4. Your bank account

Who isn't broke? We all are spending money on supplies to purge these clowns.

5. STDs

Hey, I don't know your life but that might be something you should worry about. Not me though...mom, dad...not me, I'm good.

6. Sports

Baseball is coming close to an end, football is going, hockey season is about to start. I'm more stressed about the Blues first game against the Blackhawks than I am anything else. LGB

7. Loaded shotguns

Shout out to TFM (Total Frat Move) for showing the world men putting random shit into their shotguns before jugging it. If I ever see someone put their sandwich into a beer again...please just stop letting this be a thing.

8. Bee population

THE BEES ARE DYING AT AN ALARMING RATE.

9. Riots

People need to stop killing cops and one another. Calm the hell down.

10. What to eat for dinner

There comes a time when you need to stop going through the drive through every single day.

11. Spring break

It's never too early to start planning for SPRANGBREAK '17.

12. National debt

The United States is $19.3 trillion in debt! Where are we putting this money?! Area 51? Fort Knox?