12 Things To Worry About Besides Creepy Clowns | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Politics and Activism

12 Things To Worry About Besides Creepy Clowns

There's probably a sighting near you.

Bridgette Connolly
Oct 12, 2016
Southern Illinois University Edwardsville
19
12 Things To Worry About Besides Creepy Clowns
Huffington Post

Unless you live under a rock you have probably heard about creepy clown sightings. It seems pretty terrifying, especially when you hear about these clowns harassing people. The thing is, you are probably only hearing about these things, not even seeing them. Thanks to social media we get to see videos and pictures of these creeps, but are there actually any near us? Are people just freaking out and saying they saw a clown? If you are like me, I am not worrying about creepy clowns until I see one, and then I'll beat the crap out of it. There are other things in this world you need to worry about.

1. Midterms and projects


It's that time of the semester when your professor wants you to be miserable. Here's a huge group final project to work on and a midterm to study for. C's get degrees, fam.

2. This election


There's no sane good choice. But I would probably be terrified to see someone dressed as Trump or Hillary chasing after me. Be worried about that BS.

3. What to be for Halloween

Not a clown.

4. Your bank account


Who isn't broke? We all are spending money on supplies to purge these clowns.

5. STDs


Hey, I don't know your life but that might be something you should worry about. Not me though...mom, dad...not me, I'm good.

6. Sports


Baseball is coming close to an end, football is going, hockey season is about to start. I'm more stressed about the Blues first game against the Blackhawks than I am anything else. LGB

7. Loaded shotguns


Shout out to TFM (Total Frat Move) for showing the world men putting random shit into their shotguns before jugging it. If I ever see someone put their sandwich into a beer again...please just stop letting this be a thing.

8. Bee population


THE BEES ARE DYING AT AN ALARMING RATE.

9. Riots

People need to stop killing cops and one another. Calm the hell down.

10. What to eat for dinner


There comes a time when you need to stop going through the drive through every single day.

11. Spring break


It's never too early to start planning for SPRANGBREAK '17.

12. National debt


The United States is $19.3 trillion in debt! Where are we putting this money?! Area 51? Fort Knox?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

12 Midnight NYE: Fun Ideas!

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

SUNY New Paltz
12547
Friends celebrating the New Years!
StableDiffusion

When the clock strikes twelve midnight on New Year's Eve, do you ever find yourself lost regarding what to do during that big moment? It's a very important moment. It is the first moment of the New Year, doesn't it seem like you should be doing something grand, something meaningful, something spontaneous? Sure, many decide to spend the moment on the lips of another, but what good is that? Take a look at these other suggestions on how to ring in the New Year that are much more spectacular and exciting than a simple little kiss.

Keep Reading...Show less
new years
Entertainment

11 Christmas Songs To Put You In A Holiday Mood

Time to be merry and bright.

Asbury University
75
piano
Digital Trends

I am very serious about the Christmas season. It's one of my favorite things, and I love it all from gift-giving to baking to the decorations, but I especially love Christmas music. Here are 11 songs you should consider adding to your Christmas playlists.

Keep Reading...Show less
christmas
Student Life

Things I Am Actually Going To Do This Semester

Or at least try to do.

University of Tennessee at Chattanooga
1802
campus
CampusExplorer

New year, new semester, not the same old thing. This semester will be a semester to redeem all the mistakes made in the previous five months.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

Let's face it, last semester you woke up with enough time to brush your teeth and get to class and even then you were about 10 minutes late and rollin' in with some pretty unfortunate bed head. This semester we will set our alarms, wake up with time to get ready, and get to class on time!

Keep Reading...Show less
new year
Student Life

The 5 Painfully True Stages Of Camping Out At The Library

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

Southwestern University
2099
woman reading a book while sitting on black leather 3-seat couch
Photo by Seven Shooter on Unsplash

And so it begins.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

Camping out at the library is not for the faint of heart. You need to go in as a warrior. You usually have brought supplies (laptop, chargers, and textbooks) and sustenance (water, snacks, and blanket/sweatpants) since the battle will be for an undetermined length of time. Perhaps it is one assignment or perhaps it's four. You are motivated and prepared; you don’t doubt the assignment(s) will take time, but you know it couldn’t be that long.

Keep Reading...Show less
library
Student Life

The 14 Stages Of The Last Week Of Class

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

Michigan State University
1305
black marker on notebook
Photo by Estée Janssens on Unsplash

December... it's full of finals, due dates, Mariah Carey, and the holidays. It's the worst time of the year, but the best because after finals, you get to not think about classes for a month and catch up on all the sleep you lost throughout the semester. But what's worse than finals week is the last week of classes, when all the due dates you've put off can no longer be put off anymore.

Keep Reading...Show less

Trending Topics

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments