We have arrived, and we're back to the same old shenanigans. My fellow EHood (I'm using that term ironically) alum, if you've forgotten how Christmas break goes, here's a little reminder ...
1. Slave to the Grind
my home again from home <3
2. Scarsdale Langes salad bar
3. Bronxville Langes
Bronco wrap, duh
4. Buonamici
I’m drooling at the thought...
5. PIZZA, CRESTWOOD PIZZA!!!
Guido delivery boy included ;)
Also included: this picture of me before I inahaled this perfect slice of heaven.
6. Lord & Taylor shoe sale
7. Dodge eye contact with people from high school while in the Lord & Taylor shoe department
8. Dodge eye contact with people from high school while in the Lord & Taylor makeup department
9. Dodge eye contact with people from high school while in the Lord & Taylor perfume department
I know at least 15 people who are paid by Lord & Taylor to spray Alien on a small slip of paper and unenthusiastically ask if you’d like to try it.
10. Drop everything you’ve picked up and storm out of Lord & Taylor because you’re sick of failing to dodge eye contact and YOU JUST CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE
11. Make your parents wait on you hand and foot, personally delivering coffee from #1 to your couch
12. You know you’ll end up at the Westchester mall at some point
13. Go to some below-average White Plains bar and get drunk enough to tolerate people from your hometown
14. Probably see your Italian teacher in a Starbucks
This one comes from real life experience.
15. If you’re lucky, run into the legendary Ms. Miller in Stop and Shop
Also real life experience.
16. Hug the very few people you like from home, reminisce about football games and the player’s club and jazz co and prom and that one good looking English teacher, then drink yourself into an oblivion and try to block an entire 4 year period from your memory
17. Avoid Mickey Spillane’s as though it were the plague
You may lose this to a persistent friend who is content with dragging you while you kick and scream down White Plains road.
18. Try to ignore all of the “Make America Great Again” lawn signs
19. Try not to deface all of the “Make America Great Again” lawn signs
20. Count down the days until you’re back at your school, only to find that maaaaybe you miss home
...only maybe