Ever go into Walmart and just have a million thoughts pop into your head as soon as you step through the door of this huge convenient store? I know I have. Whether it's a sensible hour or midnight on a Tuesday, here's what we all think while shopping in Walmart:
1. First off, what does Walmart not sell?
There are so many aisles to go down, and I am sure that Walmart has everything and anything you are looking for. From food to electronics, from sports gear to household products, to furniture, to crafts, to beauty products, you know Walmart has it.
2. What exactly am I here to buy?
"I know I came in here for something specific, but I forgot what."
3. I am only buying what I need and nothing else.
"I came in here for one thing and one thing only!" you say. Then you leave with a shopping cart full of stuff.
4. How people can wear what they wear out in public? And how can they be so weird?
"How can people wear such little clothing out in public? Do you like embarrassing yourself?"
5. You tell yourself to not go to the UA section because you don’t need more UA gear.
"Do not need more U of A clothing." Yeah, keep telling yourself that as you look through the UA section.
6. You tell yourself you are not going to spend over $20.
Everything in your cart is under $5, but do not be surprised when you are still spending over your desired amount.
7. If all the signs say low price, why are they the same price at other stores?
Every single label says it is a low price, but I am pretty sure it's not that much of a lower price compared to the same thing at Target.
8. This store just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
"Pretty sure I just went down this aisle... or was that another aisle?"
9. Would I be able to survive in a Walmart if I had nowhere else to live?
"If I had no place to go, Walmart does have everything I need in order to survive, but could I do it?"
10. I'm going to buy the Walmart brand products, because they are cheaper.
If I can save one dollar or so, why not? College students love cheaper prices!
11. Why do so many people shop here?
Walmart gets as many customers as Disneyland does! Is this the place to shop, or what?
12. Can I just buy everything?
Can I get one of those? And those? And those?
13. Hmm, what don’t I need…
Well, I'm already getting a bunch of stuff I don't need... so, is there anything else I don't need?
14. I think I am ready to check out--wait, I want that.
15. How did I just drop $100 in here? I bought nothing!
"I literally bought, like, 20 items, how did I just spend that much money?"
Oh, the joys of shopping in Walmart! Happy shopping!