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23 Thoughts You've Totally Entertained During A Bath Or Shower, Just Admit It, Ladies

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abbie wood

Apr 08, 2018

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23 Thoughts You've Totally Entertained During A Bath Or Shower, Just Admit It, Ladies

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I don't know the science behind it, but I have some of the best, and weirdest, thoughts when I'm in the shower. If I were allowed to takes tests or able to write an essay in the shower I'd be the next Einstein, a 4.0 GPA, A's across the board.

Buuuut, it also brings out some of my worst anxieties, whether memories are coming back to haunt me or I'm stressing that I can't bring my index cards for the upcoming tests in there with me, they cant always be good thoughts

I don't know what it is, but it's like my brain is overactive in the shower.

If you find yourself an anxiety-ridden genius when your hairs filled with suds, here are some thoughts you've definitely had

1. "Last week, in that argument, I definitely should have said. . ."

2. Singing "I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry"

3. "Omg I'll never let myself live down insert embarrassing thing that happened in 4th grade here"

4. "I think I just solved the Zodiac Killer Case, I've cracked the code!!!"

5. "...but then again it could still be Ted Cruz"

6. starts missing ex

7. remembers all the terrible things said ex did

8. stops missing ex

9. "If I sat on a Voodoo doll of myself...I wouldn't be able to get up"

10. "oh wow my legs are hairier than I thought"

11. "totally not gonna shave them"

12. Makes up fake conversations in my head about conversations that will never happen

13. "so THAT'S what they meant when they said insert something that was ambiguous here"

14. "Did I already shampoo???"

15. plans entire wedding even though you're single

16. singing "We're soarinnnn', flyinnnn', there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach"

17. "If I could just get a recording studio in my shower, I would be the next Beyoncé"

18. "Omg. Every small decision I've ever made has led me to this point"

19. "I have so much to do"

20. "But this shower is SO warm"

21. "I hope I remembered a towel"

22. "Ok, you know what maybe I should shave a little..."

23. halfway through shaving one leg "OH SH*T THE WATERS GONE COLD!!"

Admit it, you can relate to way more of these than you'd like, we've all been there

****Full Disclosure: I came up with this article while I was showering

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it's more than just songs you didn't know you knew

1. "Last week, in that argument, I definitely should have said. . ."

2. *Singing* "I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry"

3. "Omg I'll never let myself live down *insert embarrassing thing that happened in 4th grade here*"

4. "I think I just solved the Zodiac Killer Case, I've cracked the code!!!"

5. "...but then again it could still be Ted Cruz"

6. *starts missing ex*

7. *remembers all the terrible things said ex did*

8. *stops missing ex*

9. "If I sat on a Voodoo doll of myself...I wouldn't be able to get up"

10. "oh wow my legs are hairier than I thought"

11. "totally not gonna shave them"

12. *Makes up fake conversations in my head about conversations that will never happen*

13. "so THAT'S what they meant when they said *insert something that was ambiguous here*"

14. "Did I already shampoo???"

15. *plans entire wedding even though you're single*

16. *singing* "We're soarinnnn', flyinnnn', there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach"

17. "If I could just get a recording studio in my shower, I would be the next Beyoncé"

18. "Omg. Every small decision I've ever made has led me to this point"

19. "I have so much to do"

20. "But this shower is SO warm"

21. "I hope I remembered a towel"

22. "Ok, you know what maybe I should shave a little..."

23. *halfway through shaving one leg* "OH SH*T THE WATERS GONE COLD!!"

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Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

2. Disappointed you let it get this bad

3. Distracted: When a 10-Minute Break Becomes an Hour

4. When the Yearning for Sleep Sneaks Up

5. In the words of Lorelai Gilmore "Coffee, Coffee, Coffee"

Oh, so done.

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

1. When it's December 1 and you have seven things due, three exams, and haven't slept in three days.

2. So you stress.

3. And cry.

4. Then call your mom to cry some more.

5. After the pep talk, you feel determined to get everything done.

6. But, now you're tired.

7. And really hungry.

8. Suddenly, it's 2 a.m. and you have only written three sentences and your paper is due in the morning.

9. You've made it to Friday... somehow.

10. Then Sunday hits and you find yourself back at the Lib.

11. So you cry some more.

12. But, you fight through the tears to get everything done because you're determined.

13. In the end, you feel on top of the world because you made it through the last week of class alive.

14. But, now it's finals week so good luck.

2. Singing "I only love my bed and my momma I'm sorry"

3. "Omg I'll never let myself live down insert embarrassing thing that happened in 4th grade here"

6. starts missing ex

7. remembers all the terrible things said ex did

8. stops missing ex

12. Makes up fake conversations in my head about conversations that will never happen

13. "so THAT'S what they meant when they said insert something that was ambiguous here"

15. plans entire wedding even though you're single

16. singing "We're soarinnnn', flyinnnn', there's not a star in heaven that we can't reach"

23. halfway through shaving one leg "OH SH*T THE WATERS GONE COLD!!"

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