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Things The Seton Hill Equestrian Team Is Tired Of Hearing

We are not jockeys.

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Things The Seton Hill Equestrian Team Is Tired Of Hearing
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1. "So... Do you like, race?"

No. No we do not. We are not jockeys.

2. "Riding a horse isn't a sport!"

DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE OLYMPICS? OH YEAH. ITS THERE.

3. "The horse does all the work."

Have you ever tried to exercise a lazy or stubborn horse?

4. Don't you just sit there?


Does it look like that person is just "sitting" there?

5. Why do you need to lift and workout?

You need padding for whenever you get thrown off. That's the only logical reason.

6. "Oh, I bet you all love camo and country music."

Hey y'all, more like five layers of show clothes. #Dip

7. "Do you have a meet? Or a competition..?"

More like 4 a.m. horse shows, my friend.

8. "How do you guys like practice and stuff?"

This. Exactly like this.

9. "What do you guys do at workouts?

Lots and lots of cardio.

10. "Oh you ride horses. I bet you're pretty good at riding other things."

Yeah. Those exercise bikes for when we have cardio.

11. "It looks so easy, I can definitely do that!"

If we are making it look easy, we are definitely doing our job correctly. Let me tell you, it is NOT easy.

12. "Wait. Seton Hill has an equestrian team?"

Would you like to ask that question again?

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