The craziest shopping day of the year has some awesome deals and some crazy habits. This year, certain stores opened at 5 or 6 p.m. on Thanksgiving Day, starting the sales early and the madness just a little bit earlier than normal. Through the madness, you can always get some pretty good deals, enjoyment, or just plain anger. No matter what happens, just make sure you get what you stood in line for, no matter what it takes.
Here are a few thoughts that go through our heads while Black Friday shopping.
1. Look, there's a parking spot!
After 15 minutes of looking for a spot, the parking lot is now 100 percent full.
2. Bitch, that’s my sweater and you aren’t taking it!
I didn’t wait in line for an hour and deal with this claustrophobia in this store for you to take the last Small. No, bye.
3. When are we getting Starbucks to fuel my energy?
Nevermind, I saw the line and I can’t do that. It's too much.
4. If it's more than $20, I’m not going to get it.
This is Black Friday, why is it still $130? I am on a college budget, people!
5. This is a mad house. Why I am I doing this again?
Currently being pushed and can’t breath. This is just way too many people.
6. I need to avoid everyone I know here.
Oh, hey! Yeah, college is great. Nice to see you too, I guess.
7. Guys. Let's get food. Right now.
We've been shopping for five hours, can we please get tacos?
8. Could you slide two inches to the left? I need to look at that.
It's the biggest struggle of the night. I just need that one item, but these people are too busy taking selfies.
9. Lady, if you bump me one more time...
I thought I had really good patience until tonight…
10. Where is grandma?
We always lose her when we're on a mission.
11. Should I look at my bank account right now?
Best to go ahead and say no. Don’t look. Just don’t do it.
12. We need to make a trip to the car.
My arms hurt guys, can we take the bags to the car?
13. Look at all these guys!
Single and maybe ready to mingle. Or eat some ice cream. Either way, it sounds good.
14. I made a bad shoe choice, a very bad shoe choice.
Why did I wear the boots with a heel? Why, why, why?
15. Sleep is probably better than this.
The one time I get to be on break from school and instead of staying up all night writing papers, I stay up all night shopping.
