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Short-Lived Delights: 17 Things That Don't Last Long Enough

Nothing good in life lasts forever.

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1. Phone batteries.

We all need a phone battery that lasts longer than 12 hours.

Man reacts to phone battery being near zero

2. Your birthday.

This is a day that only comes once a year, so you gotta live it up!

Woman prepares to party on a plane

3. Naps…or sleep in general.

We all need our beauty rest.

Kitten naps soundly

4. Vacation.

Man realizes vacation is over

5. Football season.

16 weeks is just simply not long enough.

Skeleton meme waiting for football season

6. Pizza.

There is never enough pizza.

Pizza meme

7. Milk.

It's either gone or bad.

Alicia Keys sings about expired milk

8. Younger TV.

Why did TV Land feel the need to tease us with only a half hour of entertainment?

Younger TV promo

9. Money.

More money more problems: No money more problems.

Men throw dollar bills around

10. Deodorant.

All deodorant lies and says it lasts at least 12 hours. We all know that isn't true.

Deoderant meme with Maury Povich

11. Weekend.

Whoever thought it was fair to work five days and rest for two needs to be punched in the face.

Panda meme about weekend being too short

12. The good part of being drunk.

The buzzed fun part of being drunk is much too short.

Man wearing snow white clothes after drinking

13. Good concerts.

The good concerts never last long enough. Can I get a double encore please?

Concerts meme

14. The flavor of gum.

The good things in life never stick around.

Man laments flavor of gum not lasting

15.That fresh look when you get a hair cut.

Confidence is at an all-time high, for a minute at least.

Haircut meme

16.Good hugs.

We all need a nice hug every now and then.

Koala meme about good hugs

17. Life.

To sound totally cliché, life doesn't last long enough so Live It Up!

Dwight from The Office shares thoughts on life

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