1. "Can you plug in my string lights?"
2. "Come with me to get a salad."
3. "Why hasn't my food been delivered yet? It's been 10 minutes."
4. "Can I have one of your Cinnabon K-cups?"
5. "Did the shower drain?"
6. "What's another word for [insert word here]?"
7. "What if all of my sources start with the same letter, how do I list them?"
8. "Can I turn off the lights?"
9. "I wanted chocolate but I came back with a protein bar."
10. "Did you eat yet?"
11. "Play the Chainsmokers, I'm having a rough day."
12. "Can I have a piece of candy?"
13. "I'm taking a piece of candy."
14. "Do you smell that?"
15. "Can I use your blow dryer?"
16. "I just used your blow dryer."
17. "I'm probably going to start crying soon."
18. "I want pie, let's go out."
19. "Are the Harambe memes still on our door?"
20. "Can I rant to you for a second..."
21. "What are the odds I don't go to class today?"
22. "Tell me if this makes sense..." *reads entire essay*
23. "I couldn't be this weird around anyone else but you."