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85 Things You Say To Your Roommates

The most common household phrases.

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85 Things You Say To Your Roommates
Samantha Lloyd

When you share a house with four other girls, holding back does not exist. They're the only people who hear every meaningless thing you say. They're the ones who get the privilege of knowing these small details about you and probably the only ones who care anyway. They've seen you at your absolute best and still love you at your worst and still never judge.

1. Are you going to class today? Skip and hang out with me.


2. When will you be home?

3. I swear I'll do the dishes later.

4. Wanna hang out later?

5. Can I borrow that romper you wore last weekend?

6. Wanna go to the gym with me?


7.Should I insta this?

8. I have like $3 in my bank account.

9. Let's do shots.


10. We're having a pregame.

12. Why don't we have food?

13. Wanna lay in my bed with me?

14.Who forgot to fill the Brita?

15. Is that my shirt?

16. I have to do laundry.

17. Oh my God did you see her snap story?

18. Have you seen my keys?

19. What should I wear today?

20. What do you want to do tonight?

21. Do you have to shower or can I?

22. Where did you sleep last night?

23. Is anyone home? I don't have my keys.

24. Is it too late to drop out?

25. I want a burrito.

26. Do you like this filter?

27. I need a boyfriend.


28. We're out of paper towels.

29. Wanna take a nap?

30. I really have to do my homework.

31. What should we have for dinner?

32. Do you have to go to practice??

33. Does anyone need to go to the packy?

34. I gotta call my mom.

35. Can I eat this?

36. My rooms a mess.

37. It's so hot in here, I'm dying.

38. It's so cold in here, I'm freezing.

39. Can we play with the bunny?

40. Can I have your leftovers?

41. Are you drinking tonight?


42. Can I borrow a shirt?

43. Is this outfit too slutty?

44. Should I text him first?

45. Why hasn't he texted me back?


46. I'm done with him, I swear.

47. Does this outfit make me look fat?

48. Can you put on Drake?

49. He looks better in person, I swear.

50. Let me find a better picture.

51. What did I do last night?


52. Will you do my hair?

53. Will you do my makeup?

54. I'll venmo you.

55. Will you come to the store with me?

56. I hate you.

57. Let's get margaritas.

58. I love you.

59. We have no clean forks.

60. This house is a mess.

61. I miss my mom.

62. I need money.

63. Do you think he's cute?

64. Can you hang out with me instead of your boyfriend?

65. Want to watch Greys and eat ice cream?

66. Does he have a friend?

67. Wings??

68. I bought jalapeno poppers.

69. Wanna go to the mall?

70. My mother's gonna be so pissed.

71. Do you have headphones I can borrow?

72. Wanna go to the library later?


73. Do you think that text was funny? I thought it was funny.

74. Go look at my tweet.

75. I'm so tired.

76. Why didn't you text me back?

77. Guess who favorited my tweet?

78. He opened my snap but didn't text me back... How rude

79. Why are you friends with my mom on Facebook?

80. Can we have a party this weekend?

81. Am I crazy?

82. Is it too early to start drinking?

83. Have you eaten yet?

84. Wanna go to the DC?

85. How are we already seniors?

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