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26 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump

I'd do a lot of things before I voted for him.

Mary Shea Converse

Jul 26, 2016

Richmond, Virginia

26 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Donald Trump

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I am not a fan of Donald Trump. I think he is a racist, arrogant, obnoxious and misogynistic. He has no political experience and is constantly contradicting himself. He would make a terrible president. Here are some things I'd rather do than vote for him.

1. Swallow glass

2. Never eat Chipotle again

3. See Hillary Clinton naked

4. Delete the "Pokemon Go" app forever

5. Only watch Adam Sandler movies for the rest of my life

6. Tell Ted Cruz I love him

7. Marry a 2008 Ford Focus

8. Cry whenever someone calls me "dude"

9. Swallow a whole meatball

10. Never use social media again

11. Call my father "daddy" for the rest of my life

12. Be haunted by the ghost of Harambe the gorilla

13. Only wear tankinis for the rest of my life

14. Have all my dreams be about Nicholas Cage

15. Only wear what my mom picks out for me

16. Eat 20 spiders

17. Never listen to any song ever again except "Sexy Chick" by David Guetta ft. Akon

18. Only watch movies where the dog dies for the rest of my life

19. Never taste again

20. Eat Trump's hair

21. Trip an elderly person

22. Only speak in "Twilight" quotes for the rest of my life

23. Write a 200,00-word essay on algae growth

24. Sleep on a bed of nails

25. Never see any of the "Shrek" movies ever again

26. Die

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