I am not a fan of Donald Trump. I think he is a racist, arrogant, obnoxious and misogynistic. He has no political experience and is constantly contradicting himself. He would make a terrible president. Here are some things I'd rather do than vote for him.
1. Swallow glass
2. Never eat Chipotle again
3. See Hillary Clinton naked
4. Delete the "Pokemon Go" app forever
5. Only watch Adam Sandler movies for the rest of my life
6. Tell Ted Cruz I love him
7. Marry a 2008 Ford Focus
8. Cry whenever someone calls me "dude"
9. Swallow a whole meatball
10. Never use social media again
11. Call my father "daddy" for the rest of my life
12. Be haunted by the ghost of Harambe the gorilla
13. Only wear tankinis for the rest of my life
14. Have all my dreams be about Nicholas Cage
15. Only wear what my mom picks out for me
16. Eat 20 spiders
17. Never listen to any song ever again except "Sexy Chick" by David Guetta ft. Akon
18. Only watch movies where the dog dies for the rest of my life
19. Never taste again
20. Eat Trump's hair
21. Trip an elderly person
22. Only speak in "Twilight" quotes for the rest of my life
23. Write a 200,00-word essay on algae growth
24. Sleep on a bed of nails
25. Never see any of the "Shrek" movies ever again
26. Die