There are two to three weeks left, the weather is (on occasion) getting warmer, and the absolute last thing that anyone wants to do is sit through class. At this point in the semester, it feels like even the most unpleasant activity is a way better alternative than going to class, and you just know that it's gonna get so much worse as finals week creeps up. When the pool opens up and it's sunny out, but yet here you are spending hours in the library studying for finals and then going, class.
There are hundreds of things that I would rather do than go to class at this point in time so I will share 40 of them.
1. Get punched in the face by John Cena
2. Have someone pour hand sanitizer on a paper cut that was just given to me
3. Run a 5K in 100º heat
4. Go to the dentist and get a filling without novocaine
5. Sit through standstill hour-long traffic
6. Cut 10 onions with my eyes glued open
7. Be forced to watch curling
8. Eat ONLY baby food for a week straight
9. Get so sunburned I can't move
10. Clean a public mall restroom with no gloves
11. Come in contact with a hungry grizzly bear alone
12. Shave not both, but only one eyebrow off
13. Eat a live cicada
14. Have holes on my big toe cut in each one of my socks
15. Crack my iPhone screen and have it cut my finger each time I swipe to unlock
16. Be limited to only watching Teletubbies for the rest of my life
17. Get shampoo in my eye whilst showering
18. Fold endless amounts of laundry
19. Stub my toe five times over
20. Copy the dictionary in cursive writing
21. Slam my hip on the kitchen counter
22. Go through my entire day with wet sleeves
23. Hit my head against the drywall multiple times
24. Read Shakespeare backward aloud
25. Eat a Tide Pod (lol jk)
26. Pay for an uneven haircut
27. Be forced to drink pickle juice
28. Accidentally swallow a spider in my sleep
29. Take a freezing cold shower
30. Be forced to listen to a class of third graders play the recorder
31. Have a dog lick peanut butter off my right foot
32. Get a hug from a sweaty sumo wrestler
33. Step on a Lego
34. Squirt a lemon in my eye
35. Fall asleep with one nostril clogged
36. Order and eat pineapple pizza
37. Memorize The Declaration of Independence word for word
38. Stare at pictures of Tom Cruise's asymmetrical face
39. Write a 10-page paper about why I love glue sticks
40. Be locked in a room and forced to smell dog farts for hours
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