We've all been there, it's 3 in the afternoon, resumé is perfect about to send to prospective employer when, oh, I didn't write a cover letter. 6 hours, blood, sweat and tears later you might have an opening written. Almost like that paper on traffic lights that Spongebob procrastinated. That's right, writing a cover letter makes me feel like spongebob and I am proud of it! In fact, I hate forming these boastful papers that employers probably just throw away, but require anyway, so much that I would rather...

1. Run a mile

2. Eat burnt broccoli

3. Go to an 8 AM class

4. Eat week old chinese

5. Listen to nails on a chalkboard

6. Wait in line at the DMV

7. Go skydiving.

8. Jump into frozen water.

9. Online shopping

10. Bake fruit cake that no one actually eats.