We've all been there, it's 3 in the afternoon, resumé is perfect about to send to prospective employer when, oh, I didn't write a cover letter. 6 hours, blood, sweat and tears later you might have an opening written. Almost like that paper on traffic lights that Spongebob procrastinated. 
That's right, writing a cover letter makes me feel like spongebob and I am proud of it! In fact, I hate forming these boastful papers that employers probably just throw away, but require anyway, so much that I would rather...
1. Run a mile
2. Eat burnt broccoli
3. Go to an 8 AM class
4. Eat week old chinese
5. Listen to nails on a chalkboard
6. Wait in line at the DMV
7. Go skydiving.
8. Jump into frozen water.
9. Online shopping
10. Bake fruit cake that no one actually eats.
sunrise
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bonfire friends
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sadness
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purple skies
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