The stress of finals and Hell week is finally behind us… or is it? While actual testing may be over the stress of final grades will be sure to carry on into the beloved Winter Break. For those of us who didn’t do so well on our finals, we’d rather not look at that final grade. Although, we know the time will come when Mom and Dad won’t quit asking how we did, and we’ll be forced to look. So, to procrastinate (because that’s what students do best!) looking at final grades here are 17 things to do!
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1. Scroll through Ben and Jerry’s Flavors to see which one you’re going to drown your sorrows in
2. Watch Trainwreck and pretend you’re Amy Schumer
3. Bang your head against the wall repeatedly so you can blame your failures on a severe concussion
4. Get belligerently drunk off of Eggnog to forget you even took finals
5. Go to Starbucks and read the New York Times as if you’re someone who actually understands what’s going on
6. Listen to your senile Great Aunt Kate tell the same story over and over again
7. Answer questions from obtrusive relatives like, Do you have a boyfriend? How’s school going? What are you going to do with that degree?
8. Search for future penthouse suites over looking Central Park, because “you’re going to get you’re act together next semester”
9. Bake cookies… like dozens and dozens of cookies
10. Go to church and pray for your final grades, although at this point it’s probably out of God’s hands too.
11. Listen to the entire Hamilton Soundtrack for 4 hours straight
12. Go through your Facebook album $ummer 2010<3333 from middle school
13. Better yet, go through old Facebook messages. That’s sure to get you in a good mood… or make you cringe.
14. Get back together with your psycho ex-boyfrend because nothing says giant mistake like him!
15. Watch Biden and Obama friendship videos with the pint of Ben and Jerry’s flavor you picked
16. Take an online course in mandarin Chinese- maybe this course you can pass?
17. Go golfing and start knitting a sweater- you’re going into retirement before you even work
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