1. There are abbreviations for EVERYTHING

Hey, after I’m done studying in the ARC meet me at the ACC concourse and then we can go to the AWC to work out!

2. Walking to upper campus can feel like a major trek.

Problems of living on a hill I suppose.

3. 4th floor Hennessy

Pure death, you’re literally walking on a stairway to heaven.

4. Mick

Literally the greatest man you’ll ever meet your four years here.

5. When the elevator in your Res Hall is on

#blessed

6. Speaking of, it’s a Res Hall not a dorm

Just go with it.

7. Also don’t call the first-years freshman

The people in admissions will not hesitate to correct you.

8. Spending your Duhawk dollars

It’s like really money only you never know how much is actually left.

9. The constant shade-throwing at UD

Why? Loras is clearly better.

10. DU WHAT?!

DUHAWKS!