10 Things Only Conspiracy Enthusiasts Understand
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10 Things Only Conspiracy Enthusiasts Understand

Do you mean, Public Intelligence Analyst?

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10 Things Only Conspiracy Enthusiasts Understand
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Fanatic? Theorist? The term conspiracy enthusiast may be more fitting. Who doesn't love a good scandal? But really, there are those who accept things for what they are, and then there are those who don't. If you're one of the latter, I'm sure you can appreciate whats ahead. If you're one of the former, here's a look inside our heads. I promise we're overall pretty normal, we just have a penchant for conspiracy. Here's thirteen things only conspiracy lovers will understand

1. Seeing triangles and other symbolism in public reminds you that everything is a social and cultural construct

(The triangle represents the all seeing eye if you didn't already know.)

2. When you have to hold a conversation with someone who isn't woke and you just:

3. Not being able to watch a music video without piecing together references to the Illuminati

4. Talking to fellow conspiracy enthusiasts because the social hierarchy puts you in the position to act on none of your social injustices, so it's all you can do

5. Seeing ads on social media for items you recently talked about in private

But Seriously, this is freaky. Coincidence? I think not.

6. Going to the grocery store with your Mom to make sure she only buys foods that are organic, gluten free, non GMO, additives free, preservatives free AND dye free.

If only that were actually possible.

7. Reminding your best friend on every phone call that you're probably being listened to by the government


8. Always checking the internet for the latest news & info like:

Am I the only one who feels the World is in chaos right now?

9. Bringing up "The 13th" Documentary in your class discussion on government


It's just the perfect example of systematic oppression and conspiracy in our government.

10. Being either an arts or humanities major because it satisfies your thirst for thinking outside the spectrum


12. Seeing something suspicious and making sure you have the evidence to show your best friend later

I might as well become a detective.

13. When you try to explain the impending doom that will grip the entire globe to your co-worker, but they just look at you like

Stay woke ya'll.

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