I don’t have much experience of success in my twenty one years of life, but I definitely have someone accumulated a variety of things that I am sure that I will never do again. Here’s a list of 30 things I would highly advise against doing.

1. Fall asleep on a beach without sunscreen
2. Test how waterproof a phone really is
3. Ride a spinning ride after eating lunch
4. Pierce a genital
5. Buy a cheap bike lock
6. Put off a research paper until the last day
7. Attempt to drink 21 drinks in one night
8. NOT SAVE MY HOMEWORK BEFORE MY LAPTOP DIES
9. Pour gasoline on a fire to get it to light
10. Stop taking an SSRI cold turkey
11. Beer before liquor…
12. Go grocery shopping when hungry
13. Click on something tagged NSFW … at work
14. Eat collard greens
15. Date someone out of loneliness and not for love
16. Attempt to go a whole day at Cedar Point without eating lunch
17. Enter a wasabi eating contest
18. Enter a ghost pepper eating contest (IT WAS IN THE SAME WEEK. DID I LEARN? NO)
19. Take a spin class
20. Not believe a kid when they say they saw a masked man outside
21. Visit a cemetery at midnight
22. Stay with someone who cheats
23. Polyamory
24. Work out on empty stomach
25. Drink 4Loko
26. "I don't have to write it down, I'll remember!"
27. Take a caffeine pill
28. Eat collard greens
29. Apply Gold Bond to raw thighs
30. Canoe up a river