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Things I Like More Than Cold Weather

Hint: a lot of things

Kelsey Colon
Jan 09, 2017
Southern Illinois University Carbondale
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Things I Like More Than Cold Weather

If you're like me you hate cold weather, as in late November until early March all you want to do is cry. I'm not saying people who like the cold are crazy, but if you know someone who likes the cold you might want to take them to a therapist. *She writes this as she's cocooned in three blankets*.

1. Stepping on a Lego

2. Boob sweat

3. Breaking a nail

4. The Chicago Cubs (So yeah, I REALLY hate cold weather)

5. The taste of orange juice after brushing your teeth

6. Baby talk

7. My YouTube video buffering

8. My period

9. Unsolicited dick pics

10. Having strep throat

11. When a relative comments something on Facebook and signs it "Love, Aunt ___"

12. Hangovers

13. Bad breath

14. Completing a task only to find out you did it all wrong

15. 8 a.m. classes

16. The Chicago Blackhawks

17. Yasiel Puig's batflip

18. Nickelback

19. Humidity

20. Having to hold a fart in

21. Farting in public

22. Losing money

23. Parallel parking

24. Mosquitoes

25. Gas station sushi

26. Sneezing after putting on mascara

27. Stereotypes

28. Sneezing on my period

29. The word moist

30. ItWorks! salespeople

31. Any of the Real Housewives

32. Atlanta traffic

33. Fedoras

34. Jury duty

35. The Kardashians

36. Telemarketers

37. Acne

38. Hearing people heavily breathing

39. People not covering their cough

40. Laying down to go to sleep and realizing you left your light on

I would rather be left in the middle of the California desert with no water than be cold, basically.

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