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Things I've Said To My Campers

Kids make you say weird things.

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Things I've Said To My Campers
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Being a counselor for 9-13 year old's has been pretty eventful. All of these were said by either me or one of my co-counselors.

1. Stop being naked all the time.


2. No, Spread the peanut butter, don't hit it. We use the knife for spreading, not for hitting.

3. Stop rubbing each other.

4. Don't pee on people. And don't threaten to pee on them, either.

5. Pick the shirt off the floor. Put it in the opening of your duffel bag. Don't fold the bag and put the shirt there, bags don't work like that. In the opening. Good. Now take the zipper. Very good. Now zip it up. Congrats, you've figured out how to put things in a bag.

6. If you walk in front of me buck-naked clutching your clothes in your arm, saying, "I'm going to change in the shower because I care about my privacy", you clearly don't care about your privacy.

7. Stop watching the boys change.Stop watching the boys pee.

8. Stop chasing after your crush. No I mean stop literally running after him blowing kisses. He doesn't like that. I know because he told me.
Stop talking about your family's racist tendencies.

9. Your nipple's out.

10. Stop moaning. Now.


11. Even in a foreign language, you still can't curse.

12. If your water bottle fell in the porta-potty, for Pete's sake just throw it out.

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