These are some things I'll never ever do again:
1. I’ll never squirt ketchup directly onto my hotdog again without shaking the bottle prior to the squirting.
I could go my whole life without ketchup juice and I’m sure we can all agree.
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2. I’ll never grab a hot pan with my bare hands again. I probably will.
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3. I’ll never buy off-brand Oreo’s again.
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4. I’ll never drink Burnetts Vodka.
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You're really getting what you pay for when you pay $7 for an entire fifth.
5. I’ll never “test” the expired milk again.
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6. I’ll never stay signed onto my Facebook on a friend's computer/phone.
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7. I’ll never buy the Family Dollar “single ply” bath tissue.
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8. I’ll never procrastinate on a major assignment.
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It's something I've had to learn over time but if you turn in crap work you're going to receive a crap grade.
9. I’ll never fight via texting/social media.
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Save the drama and don't waste your time.
10. I’ll never drink (2) Monster energy drinks back to back ever again.
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There are too many reasons why you shouldn't drink one of these.
11. I’ll never keep someone in my life who treats me horribly.
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I refuse to waste time on those who could care less about me.
12. I’ll never buy off brand q-tips.
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Ouch.
13. I’ll never risk it and “try and make it to the gas station” again.
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14. I’ll never change for anyone.
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I'm awesome.
15. I’ll never try and change someone else.
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You can't change those who don't want change.
16. I’ll never give that overly friendly guy my real number again.
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17. I’ll never go to the Whiskey Barrell again.
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Not only because it's terrible but because it's closed for business.
18. I’ll never box-dye my hair. Again, I probably will.
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19. I’ll never leave my purse at Tim Hortons.
20. I’ll never leave my purse at Subway.
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21. I’ll never leave my purse unattended again.
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I'm starting to notice a trend.
22. I’ll never be quiet.
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I'm a journalist. It's my job to speak for those who cannot be heard. I refuse to stay silent.
23. I’ll never judge someone based on their appearance.
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24. I’ll never watch Wolf Of Wall Street with my dad again.
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25. I’ll never care what people think.
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It's true when they say life is so much easier when you stop caring so much about what others think about you.
