45 Things I'd Rather Experience Than Have Either Candidate Be The Next President
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45 Things I'd Rather Experience Than Have Either Candidate Be The Next President

A compiled list of things I'd rather endure than have Clinton or Trump be our next president.

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45 Things I'd Rather Experience Than Have Either Candidate Be The Next President
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I have waited a long eighteen years to exercise my right to vote, and I get this pile of crap. Although I did vote so that I can complain whenever the person I voted for isn't president and the one who wins does something I don't agree with, I have compiled a list of things I'd rather experience than have either Presidential candidate become the President of the United States.

1. Take the ACT/SAT fourteen more times

2. Be vegan

3. Go on a road trip with Todd Christley or Kim Kardashian

4. Fail a class

5. Delete my Netflix or Hulu account

6. Use toilet bowl water as nose spray

7. Watch 50 Shades of Grey with my dad

8. Wear my hair like Deb from Napoleon Dynamite

9. Only listen to screamo bands for the rest of my life

10. Throw away all of my oversized t-shirts and leggings

11. Walk through a thorn bush naked

12. Go to Disney and only be allowed on the "It's a Small World" ride

13. Develop an allergy to water

14. Have jean clothing as pajamas and swimsuits

15. Never have access to SnapChat or Instagram filters

16. Get an eyelid or lip tattoo

17. Like my ex boyfriend's girlfriend's Instagram post from four years ago

18. Swallow twenty-seven watermelon seeds every time I ate watermelon

19. Have Donald Trump's spray tan

20. Wear a shirt from Aeropostale

21. Pour lemon juice in a paper cut

22. Be a murder suspect on Dexter

23. Have Taylor Swift write a song about me

24. Drink sour milk

25. Go camping in the winter and only pack underwear

26. Take a lukewarm shower

27. Watch Derek and Mark die again on Grey's Anatomy

28. Take seven laxatives

29. Eat spam/potted meat

20. Bite into ice cream

21. Clean a gas station's bathroom

22. Be given hot tea when ordering sweet tea

23. Walk barefoot on a fire

24. or legos

25. Never have the "skip ad" option

26. Make "Kiss Me Through The Phone" my ringtone

27. Try to make eye contact with Fetty Wap

28. Accidentally click a banner ad

29. Untangle headphones

30. Wear a wet bra for consecutive days

31. Get my hand stuck in a pickle jar trying to reach the last one

32. Cheer for the Alabama Crimson Tide

33. Get a colonoscopy

34. Get a nose job done in a third world country

35. Find a parking space at a big university

36. Participate in a marathon

37. Use rubbing alcohol as moisturizer

38. Have no internet access for a week

39. Burn my tongue every time I drank coffee

40. Be unable to boil water

41. Live off of stale chips

42. Use the wrong form of "they're, their, there" and "your and you're" every single time

43. Listen to Tomi's final thoughts

44. Lose a contact in my eye

45. Argue with Kanye West

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