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37 Things I'd Rather Do Than Give Up Chocolate

Anyone who knows me knows that I am absolutely obsessed with chocolate.

Cameron Johannesen

Oct 24, 2016

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37 Things I'd Rather Do Than Give Up Chocolate

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If anyone knows me, they know I am workout fanatic and an extreme health freak. If I don’t workout at least five times a week, you can bet that I will not be in a very good mood. I love to run, and I love to eat extremely healthy! Veggies are my go to food for everything; I just can’t seem to stay away. However, anyone who knows me also knows that I am absolutely obsessed with chocolate; I have to have chocolate every single day. Yes, chocolate is a very real addiction! I love all types of candy bars with chocolate, ice cream with chocolate, donuts with chocolate and anything else you can name that has chocolate in it, I love. So, here’s 37 things I’d rather do than give up chocolate.

1. Vote for Trump

2. Spend more than 24 hours in a car

3. Walk home from a bar barefoot

4. Cheer for the Patriots, the Packers, the Falcons or the Broncos

5. Eat soap for the next week

6. Do a naked lap around a fraternity house

7. Wear the same underwear for 10 days

8. Be the moderator for a Trump and Clinton debate

9. Sit through an entire baseball game

10. Fly to Europe without headphones

11. Get punched in the face and have to get a nose job

12. Drive a car in the middle of August without A/C

13. Give the AUX cord to a friend who doesn’t have Spotify Premium

14. Brush my teeth with toilet water

15. Babysit more than 10 children under the age of 6

16. Sit on a mall toilet

17. Get free, sketchy plastic surgery done in a different country

18. Own a dozen cats

19. Clean out a cat litter bin

20. Honestly, anything involving Donald Trump

21. Get a colonoscopy

22. Get dropped in shark infested waters

23. Lose my car keys

24. Get stuck in an elevator with all of my exes

25. Go shopping on Black Friday

26. Eat 10 bags of candy corn

27. Have two bunions

28. Eat cheese dip after finding a hair in it

29. Lose one flip flop on a New York subway

30. Watch "Marley & Me" every night before bed

31. Be Amanda Bynes’ PR person

32. Have David Beckham tell me I’m fugly

33. Re-pierce my belly button ring

34. Eat an entire family box from McDonald's in one day

35. Delete my Netflix account

36. Take home multiple class reptiles for a week

37. Keep adding to this list

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2. "Are you mad?"

3. Having to approach potential new friends first because they might be intimidated by you.

4. Getting complaints at work that you "look mean".

5. Having to literally force yourself to smile around new people.

6. "I always thought you were mean before I met you!"

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9. It makes your blood boil when someone tells you to smile more.

10. Constantly having to reassure people that you're happy.

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7. Santa and Mrs. Claus

8. Cat and Dog from "CatDog"

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11. R2D2 and C3PO

12. Chewie and Han Solo

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30. Bert and Ernie

31. Simon and Garfunkle

32. Marty McFly and Doc Brown

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34. Sherlock and Watson

35. Britney Spears and K-Fed

36. Woody and Buzz

37. Mario and Luigi

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47. Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head

48. Kendall and Kylie

49. Ash and Pikachu

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