Let’s talk about these losses we've been having here at FSU. They're huge downers during my senior year. I even contemplated throwing away all of my garnet clothing on Saturday. It was one thing to lose to Louisville, but to a team LITERALLY not even RANKED! What is going on? I have been having a horrible time. Tbt to when we were predicted to go all the way. Ha ha. I thought of some things I would rather do than CONTINUE to lose and I figured I would share them because I have a feeling we're all on the same page.
1. Transfer to UF.
2. Get Hands Foot Mouth Disease, twice.
3. Be stuck in the Standard bathroom line for all of eternity.
4. Pay $20 for cover every time I go out.
5. Order a pizza and have it never come.
6. Listen to Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton argue about who has better hair for seven hours straight.
7. Lay down on Standard’s floor.
8. Wear no shoes in Coli.
9. Never turn 21.
10. Live at home until I'm 45.
11. Get an open container citation (hello, there are murders happening and you are worried about my open container citation?).
12. Drink a Captain Morgan water lime.
13. Pay $100 for an Uber home 2 miles.
14. Get my phone stolen at Bajas.
15. Take Orgo 2.
16. Only drink Skol ever again.
17. Take Tennessee St. at 5 p.m. every single day.
18. Accidentally wear something see through to happy hour.
19. Find out I can’t graduate on time on May 1.
20. Have Christmas never come.
21. Have all my texts send green.
22. Have only 8 a.m. classes and have them all be mandatory.
23. Only take cold showers in the winter.
24. Go to FAMU.
25. Have our colors be orange and green.
26. Be Jimbo Fisher right now.
27. Be kicked in the face by Ricky Aguayo.
28. Have it be this hot in Tallahassee forever.
29. Be on the football team myself.
That’s all I’ve got for now. I’m sure there are a million things I would rather do than continue to lose. Can't wait for Clemson!!
