This summer I was blessed with the opportunity to lifeguard at a country club. It is a wonderful job and I love going, but there are some things that happen that wouldn't happen anywhere else.

1) “Can you throw out my gum, I spit it onto a leaf for you.”

2) "I wasn't sure if I should've taken the Audi or the Benz to the outing yesterday, so I took the BMW"

3) *camp counselor asks a 10 year old where he wants to go to college* **starts naming ivies** ***another kid turns around*** “My dad went to Princeton”

4) “The sitter canceled so I was forced to come up with the kids”

5) “Can you watch my kids, I need to go pick up my margarita” *at 11 am*

6) “Can you stay open till 7:45?” Well you could have came when the pool was open and we wouldn’t have had this problem.

7) “Don’t eat your fruit cup in the pool, the lifeguard will yell at you”

Why would you eat in a pool anyway???

8) *walks into pool with Louis Vuitton baby bag* **puts it in a puddle**

9) *golf siren goes off to clear the course because of a coming storm* "So we can stay in the pool right?"

Sometimes the world makes me wonder, I hope these got a good laugh out of some of you, and if you work at a country club that you have some good ones too!