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Things Guys Will Never Understand

Girls will be girls.

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Girls go through a lot, but some things guys will just never understand— we cry, we like to eat, and you know what, boys? We even poop too!

1. We Cry

As girls, we have these things called hormones. So do boys, but instead of getting a deeper voice, we get a few pimples and our breast get a little bigger, and our emotions are constantly running thin. It is a thing, so if your girl is crying, it could be for many things, but honestly, let her get it all out. If she is anything like me, she just needed a good cry.

2. 'I'm Okay"

I know you see this all over the internet and Twitter, but they aren't lying when they say "when a girl says 'I'm okay' she is not okay." It's so right, we want you to read between the lines and be the knight in shining armor. Yes, we are young, and that isn't completely realistic, but never let her say "I'm okay" and let her go. Unless she is done with you, and trust me, you will know if she is done.

3. For seven days we feel like death

God created the earth in seven days, but he also created females. With being a female comes a dreaded period, and boys, you will never be able to understand what this is like. A whole entire week where we feel like our insides are genuinely falling out. Be a good guy and let us spaz, let us cry, and let us binge eat chocolate and lay in bed. And if you dare piss us off? Well, you had better hope we don't have cramps at the same time, because then you are in for a treat.

4. We might fight with our mom, but it is a love/hate relationship

Us girls have weird relationships with our moms. Many boys are the typical momma's boy, which it totally fine and extremely cute, but for us girls, it's way different. Our moms are our best friends and our worst enemies. They are there to tell us the brutal truth when we need to hear it, and don't cross us, 'cause a mom and her daughter can gossip and talk like no other. Our moms are our best friends and the ultimate truth tellers.

5. We poop

Some guys never understand this... Why this is a thing that comes up and makes a guy more uncomfortable than the word tampon is beyond me. We are all humans and we have bodily functions just like everyone else, so here is comes: GUYS, WE POOP. Let's be even a little more honest, we feel relieved after doing so as well. So whoop, there it is.

6. We wear makeup because we want to

We like to wear make up the same way boys like to wear tight v-neck t-shirts. For boys, it shows off the hot bod, and it makes girls feel hot. It's like an art to us, and it is a relaxing process we like to do in the morning after we wash our faces or before we have a night out. It makes us feel pretty, but most importantly, we like taking it off at night as well. We aren't some crazy creatures who like to wear masks all the time, we just like feeling pretty. Yes, most guys like a girl better without it, but hey, we can't have everything and if you think you are going to take her MAC lipsticks away, think again.

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