As someone who has been dying their hair bright red for 8 years, I've heard some comments hundreds of times. Some of them are endearing, like the little child who is convinced that you are the one and only Little Mermaid. Others are slightly condescending, such as "so, when are you going to grow out of that phase?" Nevertheless, there are certain things that everyone with brightly colored hair will understand.

Is that your natural hair color?

Why yes, and my eyelids are also naturally smoky gray, and I was born with a stud in my nose. How did you know?

Your hair is going to die if you keep dying it!

While I appreciate the pun, I also take extensive steps to ensure that my hair stays shinier than newly pressed pennies. Honestly, I could probably write a bestselling how-to book on how to keep your hair in tip-top shape. Keep a look-out for it in your local bookstore, coming soon!

You'll never get hired with that hair!

Although I am grateful for your concern towards my career needs, I'm going to have to disagree with you again. My resume begs to differ. Also, would I really want to work for a place that isn't down with personal expression?

You're scaring my kid!

Alas, I'm sorry to disappoint, but your kid is actually currently asking for my autograph. They want to get a picture with the real Little Mermaid and you're cramping on their vibe!

I love your hair! How'd you do it?

Ah, yes. I've found my people. Here, let me give you an instructional pamphlet and my phone number, just in case you need tips and tricks!