Dogs are a gift to the human race. I think everyone can agree with that, but small dogs are a special kind of treat. If you've had to opportunity to own one, I'm sure you agree. You may be a small dog owner if...
1. You shop in the children's section
If you own a small dog, chances are you've been in the baby section to find a coat or even a shirt for your dog. There is a much larger selection than there is at the pet store...the clothes are cheaper and fit better too.
2. Winter is a nightmare
Winter (especially in upstate NY) is a nightmare. For your little pint sized friend...its ten times worse. So when they decide to pee in the house rather than spend 20 mins outside in -10 degree weather...don't get too mad at them.
3. Over protectiveness
When you own a small breed of dog, they will be loyal to you, till the end of the earth. They don't care whether the person they're growling and nipping at is ten times larger than them...they love you and will do what ever they can do to protect you from your uncle who just wanted to give you a hug.
4. They're afraid of every object
The broom is a nightmare...and the vacuum is worse. They have no problem charging at large dogs and people, but when it comes to object that are larger than them? They ruyn with their tail between their legs...literally.
5. Snuggles
Snuggle time will always be their favorite time of the day..even if they're only sapping your for your warmth. You will always have a cuddle buddy.
6. Its easier to hide them
If you don't want to leave your little friend at home while you go shopping (especially in the car) you can just put them in your purse. I can't tell you how many times I've snuck my pup into Walmart....and class.
7. Being extra careful
You have to be extra careful to not step on them or harm them. They're so small and easily breakable.
8. Barking
They bark at literally EVERYTHING but you still love them anyway...even if its super high pitched and for no reason.
9. Puppy pads everywhere
Whether your dog is only a few months to 5 years old...chances are you still have puppy pads in your house. If its too wet, cold or hot outside they refuse to do their business.
10. Annoyance at strangers picking your dog up
Yes, I know my dog is the size of your foot but please stop picking them up. They're clearly growling at you and don't know you....leave them be. If they were a doberman, I don't think you would be doing the same. Show some respect.
11. Your dog owns you
They clearly run the household, but you love them anyway. They're cute and very loyal...even if you change your life around for them.