It's that time again! Classes begin. Sounds exciting, right? Ummm heck to the no. Going from sleeping in back to getting up at 6:30 every morning sounds less than thrilling, so here's a list of things myself and pretty much any other college student would rather do.
1. Grocery Shop
2. Try on bathing suits.
3. Get pretty much any part of our bodies' waxed,
4. Wash and wax a car.
5. Feed a room full of infants who haven't been fed in 12 hours.
6. Drywall a room.
7. Drink a bottle of tabasco.
8. Roof a 30,000 sq foot building.
9. Cry into our mommy's arms
10. Rob a bank.
11. Play in the Hunger Games
12. Consume an entire can of Spam.
13. Wear a parka on a 100 degree day.
14. Listen to the Barney Theme Song on replay for 48 hours.
15. And, lastly, clean our rooms.
