Well, it's summer and you're home on break from college. You're probably going on vacation to the beach, relaxing at home, probably working your ass off to pay for college. And you're going to see your family and visit with everyone you haven't seen since Christmas or Thanksgiving. If you're an upperclassman, you know the deal. Your relatives want to know all about how college is going. Here are the most common things that my relatives have asked me.

1. Well, how was it? Do you like it?

2. Did you make good grades?

3. Did you make a lot of friends?

(I never wanted to go home)

5. What are you studying? What do you plan to do after college?

6. Did you go out and drink a lot?

7. Are you excited to go back?

8. How were the dorms? Where are you living this year?

(Unless you're in a freshman dorm, which is usually incredibly crammed)