Everyone has been in a situation where they want to have to best comeback prepared and ready to go, or maybe they just like to have a few saved for when the perfect time comes. I have found that having a few "I would rather..." comebacks in the back of head happens to be very promising when the person you are talking to isn't expecting it. These are also just simply a few comebacks that I have found to be extremely hilarious and should be shared.

1. I would rather pull my bottom lip over my forehead than...

2. I would rather sow my kneecap to my forehead than...

3. I would rather my mother hang me from the clothesline by my eyelashes than...

4. I would rather give myself a paper-cut and wash my hands in rubbing alcohol than...

5. I would rather sew my lips to the carpet than...

6. I would rather stick my hand in a blender and set it to liquefy than...

7. I would rather eat broken glass than...

8. I would rather take a shower...with gasoline...while playing with matches than...

9. I would rather pierce my own ears with a fork than...

Sadly none of these are original quotes, but I would love to thank those who came up with these amazing comebacks that I use way too often.