Banksy's new pop-art exhibition dubbed "Dismaland" has inspired a series of new, even greater wastes of time and money. Among these is the highly-anticipated new "Theme Park World Land" from Universal Studios Recreation Group. The theme of this new theme park is other theme parks, obviously, complete with "Six Flags Magic Mountain" in its entirety as the entrance and parking lot. Other exhibits include the carnival events of "Busch Gardens Tampa Bay," the famous food courts and merchandise shops of "Dollywood," with the main attraction being "Sea World" complete with millions of enraged opponents and Steve-O protesting by climbing up on random tall things half naked, but containing no real sea life.
Universal Studios Senior Chairman John E. Sheets calls the idea revolutionary, saying "We got the idea from other ideas, so we didn't have to come up with any real ideas. That's called innovation. Our competitors will probably try to sue us because they can't use our ideas which we used from them. Politics. Turns out I actually left my fridge open."
This new wave of thinking has sparked corporate think tanks to expand on current ideas and inventions, including a skateboard composed of mini skateboards from Hasbro, a new Hanes t shirt that is actually just a layer of four to five t shirts, and a lock from Schlage with other littler locks that work independently from each other, including a key for each. Scientist and doctor Samuel D. Moss says the concept can also be applied to science, but worries that the recent push for a human made up of other little humans might just be too much for the world to handle at this moment in time, but remains optimistic about the idea of puppies spliced into other puppies, adding, "They'd be so cute!"
"Theme Park World Land" was scheduled to open last week in an effort to boost awareness but will actually not be completed until summer of 2019. Visitors are encouraged to wait inside the park during construction.