The whistle of a tea kettle
in a silent house
When no one is home
and the girl is all alone
To put on a cup of tea
to get rid of all her troubles
A splendid idea!
Ah, yes put Splenda in her tea
sugar and spice
and everything nice
the tea will get rid of all her troubles
All of her thoughts,
All of her doubts
forced to leave her house
leaving her with
the whistle of a tea kettle .
Eruption and expulsion
the tea clams her down
the sound of the tea kettle
is still a sound
in the silence of a silent house.
Run to the kitchen
Run to the door
stop the whistling
of the tea kettle
and free yourself forever more
However, now the whistle has stopped
leaving her wanting more.