You come back to midterms, responsibilities, and the real world. There's no more tanning on beaches and no more relaxing. We've all been there, and it sucks. "The Real Housewives" are here to help you through that frustration. They may be millionaires, but they feel your pain.

1. First off, you have to deal with all of that homework you've neglected until now.

2. People keep asking you why you are so pale. We can't all vacation to Florida or tropical islands.

3. Oh, and that midterm you forgot about? It's today.

4. Everyone judges you for what you did on break, all week long.

5. You have to unpack, do laundry, and go do all those adult things. Sigh.

6. For some reason all your professors decided that this week, of all weeks, was a great week to give out new assignments.

7. Your body is still dead from last week.

8. Oh, and everyone keeps telling you that you look exhausted.

9. When Thursday rolls around, and then all of a sudden, everyone else is too tired to go out with you.

10. Then that one jerk professor asks why you weren't prepared for today's class.

11. At the end of the week, life just hits you too hard, and you want to go back on vacation.

So here's to the worst week of the spring semester, you know, except for finals. May the "Real Housewives" guide you through this horrible time.