11 Warning Signs Of Becoming A Wino
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11 Warning Signs Of Becoming A Wino

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11 Warning Signs Of Becoming A Wino
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Are you one of those people that drinks an excessive amount of wine? White, red, blush, cheap, expensive, glass or boxed, it doesn’t matter to you what kind – you drink it, and you love it. When you’re not drinking wine, are you thinking about what wine you’re going to buy later? If so, you are turning into a wino, welcome to the club.


The signs you’re becoming a wino:


1. You drink any and every type of wine that is available to you, just to find out what kind you prefer on a daily basis. You maybe even drink a little too much of it from time to time, but that’s totally okay you’re just trying to discover your inner wino.

2. Casually trying to drink wine with your meals. Whether you're feasting on chicken fingers, Cook Out, or some leftover meal swipe concoction, wine is always included.

3. When you get excited that it’s Wednesday because come on, Wine Wednesdays are a must.

4. Accepting the fact that your love for wine may be a little too pricey. Boxed wine and gas station wine will do just fine, who says $5 wine doesn't inspire class?

5. You think you look classy when drinking it, but you actually look like this…

6. You get visibly mad when one of your friends says that they don’t like wine. Have you no taste?

7. When you see the bottle is a twist off:

8. When someone is pouring wine for you and they ask, “say when”:

9. Drinking wine out of the bottle is totally acceptable, and even highly encouraged, sometimes bendy straws even improve the experience.

10. A glass of wine is a must have after a long day of work, school, napping. Basically, a glass of wine at the end of the day is always the answer.

11. Finally, wine Mondays while watching ‘The Bachelor’ with your friends is another weekly activity that you never miss.

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