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The Ultimate Guide To Staten Island Fashion

The "I am from Staten Island" starter kit.

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The Ultimate Guide To Staten Island Fashion
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Staten Island and all of its people have molded me into the person I am today and I will be forever grateful. The people in this borough have unique personalities unlike any other place in the world. Rarely will you see a Nissan Maxima with chrome rims and tinted windows driving around Mulberry Street in Manhattan but you will certainly see at least five if you drive around Staten Island. Therefore, if you are from Staten Island, then you own at least five of the following accessories:

Men's Accessories:

"I am cool because I wear Jordans."

"I haven't been to Church since Confirmation."

"I want to block out all of the imaginary haters."

"I take steroids and have a gym membership to Retro."

"I want to impress the girls with my overpriced Gucci belt."

"I listen to Jay-Z."

"I work for the Union."

"I still go to house parties."

"I am a fuckboy"

"I listen to Drake and Future."

"I buy a new pair every couple of months"

"I wear this with my Nike Sweatshirt and Air Forces Ones."

"I am a wannabe mobster."

"Uncle Paulie's favorite hat to match his jumpsuit"

"I have had this since seventh grade."

"It was cool when I was 15 but I still think its cool now and I am 25."

Women Accessories:

"I just want to be comfortable"

"I want to stay in and watch a movie"

"Just in case I ever forget my initials."

"I want to be trendy."

"I am 15 and I want to dress like I am 25."

"I want to wear ripped jeans even in the winter."

"I own two pairs of every single one."

"Beautiful"

"Cash me outside howbowdah"

"I want to be trendy Part II"

"I wear this with my matching Michael Kors handbag and jacket"

"I want to stand out from everybody else."

"I wear these to class, to the mall, to the gym, to the movies, and every other place you could go on Staten Island."

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