Let me start off by saying— I'm not even sorry that I'm publicly calling out some of you losers. You should have chosen your words wisely.

Remember those foreign times when dating didn't revolve around apps? Why is it less common meeting someone out of the blue, versus "swiping" right on someone and exchanging some messages?

Not one person can argue that these popularly used dating apps are nothing short of being loaded with jaw-dropping content. Yes, there are times these guys deserve a round of applause for their creativity— but there are certainly times when screenshots should be sent to their grandma, mother, and sister for the audacity of their messages, immediately.

Being a hopeless romantic stuck in this type of dating and hook up culture is a special kind of hell, but it comes with 10/10 moments of pure entertainment along the way, with the messages you will come across on dating apps:

1. The "not-so hidden thirsty" types:

2. The "0-100 why can't you keep messages appropriate" types:

3. The "absolutely zero filtered" types:

4. The "overly raunchy based compliment" types:

5. The "why do you make it so easy for me to diss you" types:

6. The "subtle but not-so subtle bootycall" types:

7. The "desperate yet low-key intriguing" types:

8. The "he's already blowing up my phone" types:

9. The "what in the f*ck" types:

10. The "well, would you look at that, I found my ex-boyfriend" types:

11. The "he's super obnoxious and obnoxiously abuses emojis" types:

12. The "awkward self-promo" types:

13. The "super corny, yet I'm crying of laughter" types:

14. The "he's trying to be clever using my bio against me" types:

15. The "you need Jesus in your life ASAP" types:

16. The "just because you have a puppy or kitten doesn't mean sh*t" types:

17. The "I respect your honesty but what would your mother say" types:

18. The "you sent my bff the same lame message as me, of course she's going to call you out because it's not cute you told her I'm your girl because no" types:

19. The "I gave you a chance to redeem yourself from your tool picture but you really just are a douche" types:

20. The "he's trying way too super hard to convince me he's not a tool" types:

What a time to be alive, am I right? It's hard to tell who's the douchiest of them all, but if a guy talks to you like most of the guys here— he's not the one. Don't even waste your time on trying to convince yourself or him otherwise.

However, do take into consideration that not everyone you will come across will suck this much. There are, in fact, success stories out there. It might not be as common but it happens every now and then.

That's just the beauty of fate— not expecting the unexpected to ever happen. Keep rolling with the punches because believe me when I say this, sometimes it's worth it.