While most say that they are a "kid trapped in an adult's body," I am the complete opposite. So, here are the reasons why I am actually an old lady trapped in the body of a twenty-one-year-old.
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It is common for my bones to make noises when I move and I am often visiting the chiropractor to get my hip put back into place.
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Since I see a chiropractor often, I also ice my entire body for my weak bones and inflamed muscles. P.S. I hate the cold so this is always a fun time.
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I go to bed early, like I am usually in bed by 10. If I had it my way I would probably be asleep around 9. #noshame
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When the weekend comes around, you won't find me at parties or sleeping late in the afternoon. I will be watching movie marathons on tv, running errands, or getting things done around my dorm or house.
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I complain a lot. Often about "kids these days" with all of their shenanigans.
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I would rather spend time and talk with my dog than actual people. And yes, I talk to my dog who probably thinks I am crazy.
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Vines, memes, movie references, and "modern" terms? Yeah, count me out for those because I have no clue what you are talking about.
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If you want to talk to me, be prepared to repeat things multiple times because I cannot hear you to save my life.
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I eat dinner early, and if I don't I am super cranky. Now 2:30 is a little extreme, but do not be surprised if you see me in the cafeteria at 4:30/5 every day.
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I am always the mom in my friend group, and I mean ALWAYS. However, I don't mind. I guess as I get older I will become the grandma of the friend group.
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Lastly, DO NOT get me started on these gas prices.
